01
The admission
One sentence. No filter. “I was unfaithful to my wife.” The quote left the building before the lawyers did, and $PUSSY kept the receipt.
Classified meme // Ethereum
PUSSYCOIN
Symbol $PUSSY
The board tried to bury the headline. The chain printed it in Nvidia green. $PUSSY is the leak you can actually buy.
‘I Was Unfaithful To My Wife’: Jensen Huang Admits Affair As Nvidia Board Launches Chinese Spy Probe
Contract address
0xe6146c2cca12e846d21851f464181993315720b2
Pussycoin
$PUSSY · ETH
Nvidia green. Zero permission.
01 — The dossier
The admission went public. The probe went live. The ticker went green.
“‘I Was Unfaithful To My Wife’: Jensen Huang Admits Affair As Nvidia Board Launches Chinese Spy Probe.” That line is the whole lore. $PUSSY is the meme that showed up when the boardroom lights cut out.
02
The spy probe
Nvidia’s board opens a Chinese spy probe while the headline is still warm. Suits investigate. Degens deploy. The green eye stays open.
03
The ticker
Name Pussycoin. Symbol $PUSSY. Chain Ethereum. Painted in the same neon the keynote stage made famous — then pointed at Uniswap.
02 — Ethereum
How to Buy
Four moves. Wallet, ETH, Uniswap, confirm. That’s the whole path into $PUSSY.
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1
Create a wallet
Install MetaMask, Rabby, or another Ethereum wallet. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. That phrase is the wallet.
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2
Load ETH
Buy Ethereum and send it to your wallet on Ethereum mainnet. Leave a little extra ETH in the wallet so you can pay gas.
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3
Swap on Uniswap
Hit Buy Now, connect the wallet, and swap ETH for $PUSSY. If the token field is empty, paste the contract address before you swap.
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4
Confirm the trade
Check the amount, approve the transaction in your wallet, and add $PUSSY so the balance shows. Then open the chart and watch the pair.
03 — Live tape
Chart
Dexscreener embed for the Ethereum pair. Pair address is 0xe6146c2cca12e846d21851f464181993315720b2 until the pool is live.
dexscreener // ethereum / $PUSSY
0xe6146c2cca12e846d21851f464181993315720b2
CA 0xe6146c2cca12e846d21851f464181993315720b2